So I was browsing through a local used bookstore yesterday, hoping against hope that I would not find anything to buy which might add to my ever growing book collection when alas, I spied this magical volume:
“How To Dominate Women,” by Gary Brodsky
It was only one dollar so how could I say no? No doubt I will finish this impressive tome by morning and then all of women kind will be in trouble! I will be dominating left and right. One imagines that the secrets contained in this powerful volume should have never been revealed to the general public.
If you are reading this and you are female you should just go ahead and submit now. Resistance is futile.
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You have me laughing out loud here! Great way to start the day. Think of this.....you only paid $1 but others paid full price! Maybe. We expect a full review.
BTW thank you for your comment today. You are very kind.
Sandy, I am glad I made you smile. It is funny how all of these books which purport to tell you how to control other people's behavior ignore the essential truth of the situation which is that control is illusory.
I felt a strange weak vibe in the pit of my stomach--but I took a tums and it's gone now ;)
I think Emma is laughing right now.
The only thing that can control a woman is a cat.
Over and out.
P.S. Whenever I see your profile photo of the kitty, it takes every ounce of resistance not to go out and get another one!
Kanani---get a kitty. Purrs are wonderful--I oughta know because I AM a cat!
And as for this book on how to dominate women-uh-maybe there's a reason it was only a buck...=^..^=
(hahaha @ Kanani: the only thing that can control a woman is a cat).
Fortunately, I read the sequel, "How to Resist Domination through a Quarter Pounder Diet". I think it's working...
You are cracking me up!
*laughs at Colleen's comment*
hk, embrace your feelings.
kanani, Emma is a jolly soul although she is sick today. : (
Getting a new cat is always a fine idea.
noir, remember that cost does not necessarily indicate value, although in this case it probably does.
colleen, hahahahahaha. I think French fries are also necessary,.
bv, : )
wo, yes, that was quite funny.
I have to agree with you, and I like Colleen's idea... pass the fries!
(I now have visions of Borg in my head) BIG HUGS, Steph
steph, : )
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