“All men can be divided into two categories,” my friend Zelda said to me, “wimps and assholes.”
I blinked and paused for a moment considering. “This seem a bit under-inclusive, as they might say in Constitutional law analysis,” I finally replied.
“No, I am sure,” she said firmly.
“Well, if these are the only two categories, I guess I am sure which category I would like to belong in.” I noted.
“Yes,” she started answering before I even finished speaking. “You are a Chasshole. (An asshole from Chicago).”
“Better than a Chimp I guess.” I said solemnly.
19 comments:
Loach...the more I get to know you, the more I like you...
Lisa
nsss, I like you as well.
Why am I laughing?
antares, because it is amusing?
I think I prefer a chasshole to a chimp, too, Laoch.
LOL!!! Good one.
hahaha! good one :D
Do you and Zelda write dialogue for Two and a Half Men?
Funny
I think there are 3 categories
assholes, good guys and wimps
This makes me miss all my Chasshole friends back home.
Reminds me of Team America, in which people are either Dicks, Assholes or Pussies.
I like to think that all men are either Ninjas or Robots.
I am a Ninja.
Ah!
elisabeth, me too.
ro & jade, thanks.
kass, I guess I wish I was talented enough to write for the show, "The Big Bang Theory."
kitty, do you meet a lot of good guys?
austin, Chicago is fun, especially in the summer.
kev, I guess I would rather be a ninja as well.
antares, oh.
Thanks for the morning giggle.
sandy, all laughter is valuable.
LOL...I LOVE your humor...Zelda sounds like a great friend...
you definitely don't want to be a chimp. i can't stand any imps.
GOOD ONE!
heap big chuckle - thanks for that!
BINGO!
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