After eating 9000 or so fortune cookies over the years I finally got one that accurately predicted my future:
"You will eat a meal."
Of course why couldn’t it say:
"You will win $ 1,000,000.00 and meet many intelligent showgirls!"
That sounds like a Vegas fortune cookie. Maybe you are eating them in the wrong place?
i've never had a fortune cookie, always been fascinated by them though.
Haha! At least it wasn't "You will remember to tip your server." :)
Meg, if only!Bch, it is time to go for it all and to try one.Wo, hahahaha.
Because it is better to tell you the obvious rather than be proven wrong! lol
It could have said "You will win $10 and meet a really dumb showgirl" but that would have been really depressing. More depressing than "You will eat a meal." I wonder who writes these.
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That sounds like a Vegas fortune cookie. Maybe you are eating them in the wrong place?
i've never had a fortune cookie, always been fascinated by them though.
Haha! At least it wasn't "You will remember to tip your server." :)
Meg, if only!
Bch, it is time to go for it all and to try one.
Wo, hahahaha.
Because it is better to tell you the obvious rather than be proven wrong! lol
It could have said "You will win $10 and meet a really dumb showgirl" but that would have been really depressing. More depressing than "You will eat a meal."
I wonder who writes these.
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